Law of queue:

If you change queues, the one you have leftwill start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone:

When you dial a wrong number, younever get an engaged one.


Law of Mechanical Repair:

After your hands become coatedwith grease, ur nose will begin to itch.


Law of the Workshop:

Any tool, when dropped, will roll tothe least accessible corner.


Law of the Alibi:

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have aflat tyre.


Bath THEOREM:

When the body is immerse! d in water, thetelephone rings.


LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.


LAW of the RESULT:

When you try to prove to someone that amachine won't work, it will!


LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:

The severity of the itch is inverselyproportional to the reach.


THEATRE RULE:

People with the seats at the furthest fromthe aisle arrive last.


LAW OF COFFEE:

As soon as you sit down for a cup of hotcoffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last untilthe coffee is cold.