Welcome To The Real World

Law of queue:

If you change queues, the one you have leftwill start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone:

When you dial a wrong number, younever get an engaged one.

Law of Mechanical Repair:

After your hands become coatedwith grease, ur nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop:

Any tool, when dropped, will roll tothe least accessible corner.

Law of the Alibi:

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have aflat tyre.

Bath THEOREM:

When the body is immerse! d in water, thetelephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW of the RESULT:

When you try to prove to someone that amachine won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:

The severity of the itch is inverselyproportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE:

People with the seats at the furthest fromthe aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE:

As soon as you sit down for a cup of hotcoffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last untilthe coffee is cold.

The name is good, the brand is big
But the work I do is that of a pig
The work or the brand; what is my way?
I don't know if I should stay.
To work, they have set their own way
Nobody will care to hear what I say
My will be NULL, they wont change their way
I don't know if I should stay.
The project is in a critical stage
But to do good work, this is the age
This dilemma is killing me day by day
I don't know if I should stay.
The money is good, the place is great
But the development is at a very small rate
Should I go for the work, or wait for pay
I don't know if I should stay!
The managers don't know what they talk
The team doesn't know where they walk
That's a bad situation, what say?
I don't know if I should stay.
I can go to any other place
But what if I get the same disgrace
I can't keep switching day by day
I don't know if I should stay.
The -ves are more, the +ves are less
Then why have this unnecessary mess
No more will I walk their way,
It's all done, I won't stay.
Thanks & Regards
Employee

Manager Response

Reply: What I want to say? (Manager)
The decision is good or decision is bad
Only God knows still I am glad
Keep moving in life that is what I can say
If you feel right go in the same way
May god give you the work, the challenge you want
Anyway there is always a second chance
Chances are there, grab them snatch them
That is what I can say
Keep on jumping companies to get more and more and more....
That will keep you always a fore (Even to me)
From my experience I can tell you
Being in software development is like taking hell out of you
You are frustrated since you have no quality work
And you were frustrated because you had quantity work
It's always like that previous job was better than the current one
And expects the new job will be much better than this one
But what you get is a frustration level up to sun
Than you will again send the resignation like this one
This is all what I want to say
Have you completed all the formalities?
Filled the form and got it signed from department humanities (HR)
Once done you can take all your cash
But don't refer others as they will follow you're a*s.
At last I appreciate your contribution to the company
Even though there was not any....
You will keep a copy of this with you for FYI
Don't feel shy As I also got it some time back from my old manger say Hi....
That is all what I want to say.

Thanks & Regards
Manager